clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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super-highschool-level-homestuck:

*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

(Source: johnssprite)



beyoncevevo:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

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religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 



(Source: bartonfinks)



piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me



buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim)



chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone



deanisanactualprincess:

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

deanisanactualprincess:

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(Source: iguanamouth)



dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge



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