motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling



concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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(Source: hotwinger)



peasantstatus:

sushi wit bae

peasantstatus:

sushi wit bae



420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre



2spunky:

when you’re in a really big fandom:

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when you’re in a really small fandom:

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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy)




#in the name of the moon I will work

#in the name of the moon I will work

(Source: signedfury)



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