I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like
sushi wit bae
when you’re in a really big fandom:
when you’re in a really small fandom:
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
tha fuck you sed to me boi…
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
#in the name of the moon I will work